Humor: Datorn - han eller hon
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Humor: Datorn - han eller hon
av barracuber » 2009-04-29 13:54:07
Why computers seem female
Why computers seem male
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- -- No one but the Creator understands their internal logic.
-- The native language they use to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else.
-- The message "Bad command or file name" is about as informative as, "If you don't know why I'm mad at you, then I'm certainly not going to tell you."
-- Even your smallest mistakes are stored in long-term memory for later retrieval.
-- As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself spending half your paycheck on accessories.
Why computers seem male
- -- They have a lot of data but are still clueless.
-- They are supposed to help you solve problems, but half the time, they are the problem.
-- As soon as you commit to one you realize that, if you had waited a little longer, you could have obtained a better model.
-- In order to get their attention, you have to turn them on.
-- Big power surges knock them out for the rest of the night.
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Senast redigerad av barracuber 2011-05-04 19:19:17, redigerad totalt 1 gång.
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av Lilla Gumman » 2009-05-01 21:43:39
Hej!
Hehe ... riktigt träffande! Sån där humor gillar jag!
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Lilla Gumman
Hehe ... riktigt träffande! Sån där humor gillar jag!
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Lilla Gumman
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